"good thing I have a four foot long penis"

[lauralh]

JIGGA WHAT

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[velvet.livejournal.com]

Councilman Richard McIver, chairman of the finance panel, said he wasn't swayed by the dancers' arguments about their possible loss of income.

"Drug dealing might pay family wages," he said. "That doesn't mean we should legalize drugs."


Dancing is the new heroin!

[screed.livejournal.com]

since when is sex ever free?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

? no one said it was free, did you even read the article?

[screed.livejournal.com]

essentially, the article is about criminalizing money-for-sex, in the sense that a lapdance is sex. which implies the only right sex is free sex, which is a fallacy.

if i'm moving too fast, i blame the monocaine.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

a lapdance is not sex, and prostitution is illegal.

[screed.livejournal.com]

but it is sexual contact, and it looks like they're trying to make it illegal based on that premise.

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

I always wondered about that one myself. Are porn DVDs not admissible evidence in a court of law, or something? 'Cause they sure as hell aren't all shot in Nevada.

[crumblingchaos.livejournal.com]

""Drug dealing might pay family wages," he said. "That doesn't mean we should legalize drugs.""

In other news a brand spankin new starbucks will replace Ricks when it goes out of business due to the new four foot rule.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

they were all illegal until some decision to classify it as free speech. Ron Jeremy talked about it in his biopic.

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Similar legislation has been bouncing around in the State Congress for a few years now, to be applicable to the whole STATE of Ohio; in addition to a SIX-foot rule and no tipping, clubs must either close at 10pm or cease adult entertainment at 10pm.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

one link (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/08/12/colb.pornography/)
another (http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001080.html)
funny idea (http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Prostitution_20Legal_20Loophole)

[awfulness.livejournal.com]

From the looks of Tiffiny, heroin is the new dancing.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

crystal meth is the new heroin.