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[lauralh]

one of the best things about my job is how I can thrust out my chest to use my security badge.

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[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

HOTT!

if the sensors were lower,

[discogravy.livejournal.com]

you should so wear your tag on your waist at like crotch-level, so you could rock your crotch at the locks

[audiodubliner.livejournal.com]

see if you can make your badge twirl like a real rockstar.

[kevinsketch.livejournal.com]

I actually have a key card in my wallet that I have to pelvis thrust the scanners with to unlocks the doors where I work. I have to jump crotch first on some of the hight ones.

It's awesome when I relize I've been caught dong this after I missed the scanner like five times.

[girlstyle.livejournal.com]

I do the chest thrust whilst on shift, and the messenger bag thrust otherwise. it's always impressive! yay for key cards. they're so much more fun than real metal keys.