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news of the rich and ugly
So Britney's put on 20 lbs and the interweb is going nuts. Either "OMFG SHE IS A TUB OF LARD NOW" or "OMFG I WISH I WERE THAT THIN." My take on it is that if I gained 20 lbs I'd freak out, but if I lost 20 lbs I'd freak out too. She doesn't seem to give a fuck.
Meanwhile the Jackson trial is filling me with gleeful schadenfreude. Not because I hate MJ or anything, but his years and years of weirdness and eccentricity* are finally being called out as a cover for pedophilia, and it's just gloriously trashy. It's the cream of the gossip. I used to actually be very very into celebrity gossip, before I had a life, and it's really much better than the real thing, because a) everyone knows who you're talking about and b) nothing you say will ever get back to them. I suppose I've got enough of a bourgeois upbringing to delight in the misfortunes of the very rich and very weird. I mean, I don't really care about Robert Downey Jr's drug habits, and Marlon Brando's wifebeating was fairly dull, but this just thrills me.
*link will be up later today
Meanwhile the Jackson trial is filling me with gleeful schadenfreude. Not because I hate MJ or anything, but his years and years of weirdness and eccentricity* are finally being called out as a cover for pedophilia, and it's just gloriously trashy. It's the cream of the gossip. I used to actually be very very into celebrity gossip, before I had a life, and it's really much better than the real thing, because a) everyone knows who you're talking about and b) nothing you say will ever get back to them. I suppose I've got enough of a bourgeois upbringing to delight in the misfortunes of the very rich and very weird. I mean, I don't really care about Robert Downey Jr's drug habits, and Marlon Brando's wifebeating was fairly dull, but this just thrills me.
*link will be up later today
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in the photos britney just looks normal to me. i dunno how anyone could define that as tub of lard.
i weigh 20 lbs more than i did last year. not really freaking out though. just have to get back in the gym. (easier said that done sometimes)
i also love reading about the jackson trial even though i rarely follow other celebrity stories (probably mostly because i don't even know who a lot of them are_
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oooh, and monkeys. can't forget the creepy monkeys *violent shudder*
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(14:17:38) Jimbosworldorg: ... other than an ass I would cheerfully tap, what am I looking at?
(14:17:50) lauralBaby: britney spears
(14:18:03) Jimbosworldorg: ah
(14:18:10) lauralBaby: she's so fat now
(14:18:13) Jimbosworldorg: I'm not even close to obsessed with her
(14:18:23) lauralBaby: i know
(14:18:39) lauralBaby: hence the sending
(14:18:40) lauralBaby: heh
(14:19:05) Jimbosworldorg: just looked like a random fuckable but not stop-what-you're-doing-and-write-home-about-it ass, to me
(14:19:22) lauralBaby: that's the kind of objective observation i was counting on you for
(14:20:06) Jimbosworldorg: in that case, glad I could help =)