best meme ever

[lauralh]

Give me one reason why I'm going to Hell. (Or a couple of them. Or something.)

Then,(if you want to) post this in your LJ so that everyone can tell you why you're destined for eternal damnation.

Comments

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

Because you're an ex-Mormon.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Mormon theology does not have eternal damnation.

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

Immaterial. I am damning you to hell for being associated with the Mormon Church at any time, even if not by your own choice.... fucking bicycles.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

oh ok that's fine then

[goldfischegirl.livejournal.com]

You enjoy fellatio!

[victory-goddess.livejournal.com]

You attended Duke, according to some you've already been to Hell once.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

as in all things it was more bearable by like-minded friends

[candid.livejournal.com]

Using your region-free DVD player to skirt copyright law.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

DAMN IT ALL

of course, by this metric, 99.9999999999999999999999% of women will go to hell.

[discogravy.livejournal.com]

For not having had wild raucous monkey sex with me.

[leeloolala.livejournal.com]

Because you don't use religion as an existential coping mechanism.

And you're evil.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

MOI??

[leeloolala.livejournal.com]

Mais oui, vous etes tres, tres mauvais mon cherie.

Half demon, half succubus.

[bixxy.livejournal.com]

You're going to hell because you stay up too late.