lauralh | a thought

I wonder if listening to nothing but Weird Al until I hit puberty had some kind of an effect on my attraction to Jewish Men.

i think he's actually Zoroastrian.

He's a vegan. I don't know why, but that amuses me. Possibly because I'm a dork.

no, you doubtlessly like Jewish guys because they are all intellectual n stuff ;)

we hang out with so many jewish guys. wtf?

I have read his bio, and met him in person (he signed my leopard print fez).
He is worthy of cloning. What a cool guy.

as my favorite anti-semetic poster says,

i listened to plenty and i have the same jewish fetish-thing. but girls. it's weird.

so i totally don't understand the jew-girl fetish at all, b/c jew-girls are known for being high-maintenance and demanding.

No, you're getting mixed up, that's just girls in general.

i didn't say i actually maintained a relationship with any, i just like the way they look. the non-hairy ones, that is.

point.