heh, that's pretty clever.

I heard a funny french joke - although it wasn't an anti-French joke, just a joke translated:

Bush dies and goes up to the pearly gates. "I'm GWBush, let me in!"
St. Peter says, "Sorry, you need proof of your identity before we let you in. Even Einstein and Picasso had to prove themselves."
Bush frowns and says "Who are Einstein and Picasso now?"
St. Peter lets him in, satisfied.