Steve and Jim usually make fun of the guys I find attractive in bars and such, calling them "obviously gay" or "damn twinks." Right after I broke up with Nick and started hooking up with these guys, I made the mistake of explaining how I liked being able to feel a guy's sternum . So now I get incessantly mocked for having a "sternum fetish."

And you love the pickin' almost as much as the actual twinkie-boys, so what's your point?