sex toys still illegal in most of the south

when someone asked why, this was the answer:
"If a heterosexual adult uses a sex toy they WILL turn gay, become or get someone pregant solely to have abortions, develop an obsession with flag burning and then Bible burning, and then join a union."

edit: as far as I know, Alabama, Mississippi, Texas and Georgia all have anti-dildo laws on the books, and Tennessee may be next.

oh and

I renewed my license this morning. My old photo was five years ago, right after I'd dyed my hair in Germany, and it was shorter than it is now. I will upload scans soon, but I bet you can guess which picture makes me look younger.