stupid invention of the day:
Toilet paper with images of famous people on it. Or for a few dollars more, send pictures of your exes or other nemeses and get one face per square. From Kenny G to Dubya to Steve Ballmer to Limbaugh to Mohammed*, your skidmarks on their face. Thanks to
suxdonut and
uncelestial for imagineering it with me.
* only if you wipe with the left hand
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* only if you wipe with the left hand