invisible pink unicorns

[identity profile] ch.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
... or flying spaghetti monster.

i'm trying to convince my wife to raise our son as a Pastafarian.

[identity profile] spencert.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
But I really DO want to know why unicorns are hollow. I suspect it's because they carry invisible faeries and other spirits inside them, like a magickal pinata. And no one can tell me it's not so!

[identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I heard him being interviewed on BBC radio. When he referenced the flying spaghetti monster I cracked up.

[identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
on a slightly different note, I thought you'd appreciate this (http://wurmwyd.livejournal.com/355571.html?thread=3002099) :)

[identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
then where does the semen come from?

Re: invisible pink unicorns

[identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I think my only reason for having kids would be to train them to fuck up sunday school classes.

[identity profile] twirlingtulip.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I saw him give a talk in person- that guy was HILARIOUS.

[identity profile] fritz-da-kat.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't heard of him before Steve forgot "The Selfish Gene" at my place after one of his funeral trips to Seattle. It made me curious so will be reading it soon.