[identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I plan on being second in line. My friend Christopher is first.

[identity profile] skipbreakfast.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
:D

[identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"the whole point of a movie like Snakes on a Plane is that there are no hidden depths. this is not a movie for artsy-fartsy intellectuals -- this is a movie for people who want to see SNAKES on a motherfucking PLANE."

[identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly!
The trailer was fan-fucking-tastic.
I want to see shit blow up, Jackson being a bad-ass and maybe some comic relief.

[identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
read the comments, you marxist

God Damn

[identity profile] das-prompt.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, snakes. On a mother fuckin' plane.

Re: God Damn

[identity profile] das-prompt.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to see it. I'm betting it's going to be a huge hit.

[identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
The phrase in itself is pure hilarity.

[identity profile] wanton-bliss.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I am going to cut a hole in the bottom of a box of popcorn and masturbate furiously with a giant shit-eating grin on my face the entire time.

[identity profile] langston.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
opening night. I'm bringing a snake.

[identity profile] goldfischegirl.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
omg i cant motherfuckin' wait.

[identity profile] goldfischegirl.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
trouser snake.

[identity profile] ernunnos.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't ever go to the theater anymore. I will line up to see this thing.

[identity profile] perich.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"And there ain't a GOD-damn thing you can do about it!"

[identity profile] jimbojones.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
How does that make "Snakes On A Plane" any different from, say "The Sound Of Music?"

[identity profile] chris.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
after all the mockery, yes. even if its terrible I'm sure people are gonna enjoy it.

[identity profile] langston.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
it likes kisses, and won't bite if you don't

I'm full of chocolate.

[identity profile] wanton-bliss.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Because, in the case of the former, I'm not wearing lederhosen.

[identity profile] stonecollector.livejournal.com 2006-03-24 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
samuel l. says anyone who DOESN'T want to see this movie is a humorless cracker with no soul. also,

THAT THERE ARE SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!!!