lauralh: (laid back)
The Friend Zoner vs. The Nice Guy!

disclaimer: I have a funny story about "the friend zone" which I guess I'll tell to my TMI group.
lauralh: (wacked out burns)
Things My Boyfriend Has Somehow, In His Sleep, Managed To Knock Off The Nightstand

• a cup of water (full)
• his Chumby used as an alarm
• a bottle of water (capped)
• half-eaten cup of Tillamook yogurt
• box of tissues (this, obviously, has come in handy)
• a nearly empty bottle of water (open)

All but the first item were tonight.
lauralh: (Default)
one of the scariest things about including the videos for Beavis&Butthead is the amount of Sub Pop videos from bands I've never heard of. Ah 1993, you are so far away. (good.)

on a cheerier note, I've decided that I will now use the term "degenerate" rather than "hipster" to describe my peers. The ones I like, anyway.
lauralh: (wacked out burns)
BEWARE! GALACTUS IS COMING!
lauralh: (the cheat is not dead)
GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO WEAR PANTS

although my favorite bit is this quote from Axl Rose:
It's not easy to be in a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

edit:

Heathen home-wrecking whores like the godless Britney Spears are the ones directly responsible for generating lasciviousness across America and the world.  Like sewage oozing from the septic tank, evil doers like Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Lopez are destroying families worldwide.  The devil is so proud of them, but God is very angry (Psalm 7:11).  Lasciviousness in the Bible is defined as "An unhealthy sexual appetite, an unstable mind."  In other words, scum like Britney Spears causes men to want to go commit horrible sins and crimes (and they are).  Little girls are being abducted, raped and some killed because men are going crazy.  Britney Spears is a monster in sheep's clothing.  These women are using their beauty to inspire men to commit sexual sins and crimes.  Society can argue that because most men don't commit such crimes that people like Britney Spears cannot be blamed.  However, that is simply not true.  Britney Spears is guilty, just as are ALL of the entertainment industries lewd and sensual performers.
lauralh: (cynical or sarcastic)

Last Crusade Originally uploaded by perich.

holy crap

Mar. 23rd, 2006 09:10 pm
lauralh: (wacked out burns)
I AM CRYING

with laughter.

nice

Feb. 22nd, 2006 10:30 am
lauralh: (cynical or sarcastic)
2 Corinthians 13:12, "Greet one another with an holy kiss."

omg

Nov. 4th, 2005 05:30 pm
lauralh: (how miserable you are)
best overheard ever

I am totally going to incorporate the latter into my casual conversation.
lauralh: (cynical or sarcastic)
At 14, Ashley pretended to accept Christ when she thought she was pregnant. She wasn't.

it's all the fault of Samantha and Darrin

omg what?

Sep. 27th, 2005 01:31 pm
lauralh: (cynical or sarcastic)
Glancing at the Banned Books list, Reg and I have become confused.

[livejournal.com profile] velvet: I mean, i can understand The New Joy of Gay Sex
[livejournal.com profile] velvet: but To Kill a Mockingbird?
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: this is my question:
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle
[livejournal.com profile] velvet: yeah.
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: THE HELL?
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: or
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
[livejournal.com profile] velvet: heh, american psycho.,
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
[livejournal.com profile] velvet: why the fuck is judy blume all over the place?
[livejournal.com profile] velvet: do people just not want their children reading?
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: b/c she talks about sex and masturbation and periods
[livejournal.com profile] velvet: UNNATURAL
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: now this
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: they don't even say it in that book more than twice
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: Where’s Waldo? by Martin Hanford
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: Wtf.
[livejournal.com profile] velvet: HAHAHAHAHA
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: it was written in the FIFTIES
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser: you may as well ban The Mouse and the Motorcycle
[livejournal.com profile] velvet: little black sambo? WTF?@!?!?!
[livejournal.com profile] velvet: btw, the mouse and the motorcycle rulz.
lauralh: (cynical or sarcastic)
"The concept of the Cuddle Party was created and launched in New York city in early 2004 by Marcia Baczynski and Reid Mihalko, two counselors and sensualists who wanted to create safe spaces for adults to be physically affectionate without the pressures of sex. Due to the popularity of their cuddle sessions, the duo began training facilitators to spread the party across America. Now for only $700 dollars anyone can fly to New York and learn how to tell strangers not to have sex together in computer labs."

Funny.
lauralh: (something wicked this way comes)
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser Hey, what's that Stereophonics song that sounds like Oasis?
[livejournal.com profile] velvet What. Did. You. Say.
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser It's all "MADE ME FEEEEEL LIKE THE ONE"/"And you know what I'm saying, cos I need you and you need me"

[reg puts on the song]

[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser Yeah. You know what would make this song a million times better? If Motley Crue covered it.
[livejournal.com profile] velvet These guys are better than Motley Crue.
[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser Point. Maybe Bon Jovi.

[next Stereophonics song comes on]

[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser Wow that's so cute, the guitarist thinks he's the Edge!
[livejournal.com profile] velvet Yeah this whole song is kinda channeling U2. But hey, U2 aren't doing U2 anymore.

[next Stereophonics song comes on]

[livejournal.com profile] herbaliser Can we listen to something that's less U2 and more Bon Jovi? That should be my new motto. "Stuff that sounds like Bon Jovi."
lauralh: (pimpy)
omg [livejournal.com profile] sidspencer and [livejournal.com profile] ashlin519 are totally sleeping togethar!@!!@1

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